Questioning Good Mother Lizard:
Following is each member of Good Mother Lizard's answers to questions they have been asked. Ok, some of the questions are stupid, but then so are most of the answers.
If anybody has any questions they want to ask the band, crazy, or sensible (!), then please send us the question through the guestbook or other.
By the way, if you don't understand about the flannel comments...........DON'T ASK!!!!
Thanks to Lucy for sending in some questions for us to answer! They are number 31 to 35.
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1)What Is Your Name?
Joe Tate - Joe
Dan Fegan - Dan
Joe Carpenter - Joe
Jamie Skey - Skey
Andy Thomas - T
2)What Instrument Do You Play In Good Mother Lizard?
Joe - Vocals
Dan - Guitar
Joe - Guitar
Skey - Bass
T - Drums
3)When Did You Join Good Mother Lizard?
Joe - The beginning!
Dan - At the start of time
Joe - January
Skey - At the start
T - When we started
4)Favourite Good Mother Lizard Song?
Joe - Illicit
Dan - Illicit
Joe - 16Gods
Skey - Ilicit
T - Illicit
5)Who Has The Stupidest Hair In The Band?
Joe - Skey
Dan - Skey
Joe - Skey
Skey - Fegan
T - Skey
6)Who Is The Biggest Idiot In The Band?
Joe - Me
Dan - Skey
Joe - Me
Skey - Joe Tate
T - Joe C
7)Do You Know The Name Of Your Drummer?
Joe - No
Dan - No
Joe - Yes
Skey - Yes
T - We have a drummer????
8)Who Is Your Favourite Band?
Joe - Smashing Pumpkins
Dan - Britney Spears
Joe - Pantera
Skey - Smashing Pumpkins
T - Medulla Nocte
9)Favourite Brand Of Chewing Gum?
Joe - Hollywood
Dan - Orbit
Joe - Wrigleys
Skey - Oh that's a good one........Extra
T - Extra
10)How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?
Joe - Why are you swearing at me?
Dan - Four
Joe - One
Skey - Two
T - Four
11)Skey?
Joe - Is a faggot
Dan - No thanks, I've eaten
Joe - Yes
Skey - Yes?
T - Gay?
12)Think Of A Number Between 1 And 10
Joe - 7
Dan - 7
Joe - 12
Skey - 6
T - 9
13)How Many Nipples Does A Cow Have?
Joe - 5?
Dan - 16 and a half
Joe - 54
Skey - 6
T - 8
14)What Is Your Favourite Household Appliance? And Why?
Joe - Blender because it makes milkshake
Dan - Hoover, because it.......cleans
Joe - Microwave - Supernoodles!!
Skey - Flannel because it comes out filthy!!
T - Is drums an appliance? No? Ok, Lawnmower.... because it ....mows the lawn...!
15)If You Lived In Switzerland, Would You Own...
a)A Clock Shop?
b)A Factory That Puts Holes In Cheese?
c)A Mountain?
Joe - Mountain
Dan - A mountain
Joe - Factory
Skey - Mountain
T - A Mountain
16)Which Member Of The Band Likes Flannels The Most?
Joe - Skey
Dan - Skey
Joe - Skey
Skey - Me
T - Skey
17)Who Do You Hate Most In The Band?
Joe - Karen
Dan - Karen
Joe - Karen
Skey - Karen
T - Karen
18)Next Question?
Joe - Next question.
Dan - Yes please
Joe - What IS the next question?
Skey - Yes
T - Go on then....
19)What CD Are You Listening To At The Moment?
Joe - Incubus - Make Yourself
Dan - Oasis
Joe - Incubus - S.C.I.E.N.C.E
Skey - Smashing Pumpkins-Gish and Nada Surf-High-Low
T - Spine - Restoration and In Flames - Clayman
20)What Was The Last Gig You Went To?
Joe - Muse
Dan - Cyclefly
Joe - Slipknot
Skey - Earthtone 9
T - SOAD and The Dillinger Escape Plan
21)What Is The Best Gig You've Ever Been To?
Joe - Big Day Out
Dan - Big Day Out 1998
Joe - Tattoo The Planet
Skey - Big Day Out 1998
T - Tattoo The Planet
22)Favourite Munch?
Joe - Ice cream
Dan - Balti
Joe - Snickers
Skey - Chinese
T - Pizza
23)Coca-Cola Or Pepsi?
Joe - Coke
Dan - Pepsi
Joe - Coke
Skey - Coke
T - Coke
24)Favourite Film?
Joe - The Blues Brothers
Dan - Wayne's World
Joe - Nightmare On Elm Street
Skey - Anything with Shannon Tweed (The Big Labowski)
T - Detroit Rock City
25)Who Is Your Musical Inspiration?
Joe - Brandon Boyd, Billy Corgan, Chris Howe
Dan - Slash, Tom Morello, Jimmy Page
Joe - Dimebag Daryll, Kerry King, Zakk Wylde
Skey - Flea, Timmy C, Dirk Lance
T - Jammer, Joey Jordison, Igor Cavelera
26)Perm Or Mullet?
Joe - Mullet
Dan - Mullet
Joe - Mullet
Skey - Mullet
T - Mullet
27)What Is The Best Venue You've Played With Good Mother Lizard?
Joe - Peli
Dan - Sub Rooms
Joe - Capones
Skey - Monk's Bar
T - Sub Rooms
28)What Were The Funnest Few Seconds Of Your Life?
Joe - Getting dumped on Valentines day
Dan - Getting wasted for the first time
Joe - Jumping out of trees
Skey - Every second of my life is fun
T - The time I saw a pic of a cow smelling another cow!!hehe I still have that pic!
29)Favourite Boy Band?
Joe - Backstreet Boys
Dan - New Kids On The Block
Joe -
Skey - Take That
T - East 17
30)Best Excuse If Stains Were Found On Your Duvet Or Sheets!?
Joe - I Sspilt some milk
Dan - I planted a tree
Joe - I was bored
Skey - Curry
T - I had a wank
31)What Is The Most Outrageous Thing You Have Ever Done?
Joe - Me and Simon were real drunk once..... SHIT are you putting this on the internet?
Dan - When I crashed a plane into some buildings in New York.
Joe - Once i cut my leg off and sewed it back on, with rusty metal wire.
Skey Cant remember, anything after ive drunk 2 litres of cider......
T - When I had to jump 500 feet from a huge building coz some nutter crashed a plane into it. Bastard.
32)Who Is Your Favourite Girl?
Joe -hmmmm... well normally it would be Bugs bunny when he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny.......? but at the moment i like tori.
Dan - My niece, Mia.
Joe - Barbara Streisand
Skey -Too many to name.........oh lucy!
T - Umm...My girlfriend...*Side-Ways Glance!*
33)What Is Your Favourite Pastime?
Joe -hmmmm... i do like a spot of soothing cannabis now and again.
Dan - Getting Stoned.
Joe - Drink coke and snickers.
Skey -Look at dan's
T - Drumming with God. Hallelujah.
34)What Is Your Special Talent?
Joe -I can turn my bottom eyelids in sideout. (oh and i can take off my feet and put them back on backwards)
Dan - I can turn water into wine..
Joe - I can walk on water(or wine - Dan)
Skey -My party trick is my position which only a few choosen people know of.....haha
T -
35)Give Reasons Why You Are The Best Member Of Good Mother Lizard.
Joe -Cos i have the record for singing in tune for the longest amount of time. (3.2 seconds! blatently!)
Dan - Because I've got the longest hair. (And lovely sideburns too - T!)
Joe - Because i is 'ard.
Skey - I dont need to answer that question!!!!!! haha
T -
36.)what would you do if you had five heads?
Joe-
Dan- Drink 5 Pints
Joe-eat 5 snickers at a time...
Skey-
T_
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